Human Hounds

Category: Animal House

Post 1 by The Laughing Gnome (Generic Zoner) on Thursday, 28-Jun-2007 14:35:24

We have a small holding which includes five dogs of which three are definitely human. There's Candy, a greyhound, who neatly lays out rabits that she has caught next to her food bowel in the middle of the field and brings live chicks back to you, unharmed in her mouth. There's paddy, laid back as they come (hense the irish name), Candy's son, who to me is like a guide dog, presents you with his food bowel when he wants feeding and takes himself for a walk and comes back when he feels like it. Then there's bee, a black and tan jack russel, who asks for her food, climbs up in the hay and straw and brings you eggs back unbroken in her mouth, and is always getting attacked by the chickens and ducks where she is smaller than them.

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 28-Jun-2007 14:53:13

food bowl, not bowel. Otherwise, nice story.

Post 3 by SensuallyNaturallyLiving4Today (LivingLifeAndLovingItToo) on Friday, 29-Jun-2007 16:04:18

Ah, yes, so many dogs are convinced that they are just physically deformed humans. Pitty for them as they are quite wrong. You see, humans are just physically deformed dogs with impaired senses and a higher pention for cruelty.

Post 4 by speedie (move over school!) on Thursday, 05-Jul-2007 8:11:30

Right so,what makes you think the Irish are all laid back
haven't you heard of our celtic temper.

Father forgive me I have sinned and spelled a word wrong

Stevie.